Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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