Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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