It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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