plz talk dirty to me
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
