If i come over, it means nothing
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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