Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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