Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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