turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
FUCK WHALES
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