apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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