my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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