i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
