I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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