She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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