Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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