i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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