so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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