What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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