O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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