Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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