I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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