In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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