Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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