So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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