: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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