how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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