On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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