so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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