I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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