All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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