SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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