do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
