spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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