no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
