return my video game
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Your penis caused this!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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