I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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