In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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