dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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