bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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