why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think I won the penis lottery.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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