I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
why is half of my head shaved?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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