Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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