At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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