Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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