brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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