I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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