Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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