I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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