The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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