if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
