i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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