Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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