my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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