I feel like I'm in dance class right now
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
one might say we're banned from that church
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
