Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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