At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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