I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The beer is more important than you right now.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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